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OGAT Government Closes Illegal Cloning Operation

by Guardian News team, 29 June 2020

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Dr. Remixi successfully cloning himself

A few weeks ago a renowned member of the OGAT scientific community, Dr. Michael Remixi, accomplished a scientific breakthrough. Dr. Remixi discovered how to clone himself using his patented STND-AL0NE cloning chamber. “OGAT population has been declining for years and we needed to find a fast solution. The best option is cloning of existing OGAT citizens” said Mr. Remixi in an interview for the Guardian News. Dr. Remixi is previously credited for inventing a now illegal device that would let you pass through walls. He famously attached it on portable shields for guards so they could warp through walls.

However soon after patenting his device the OGAT Government decided to make the new technology illegal. The government claims that there could be unforeseen consequences to the cloning process. “We cannot approve of the new cloning technology without sufficient tests. It could have harmful effects on the entire OGAT population” said OGAT Prime Minister Helba in his press statement about the new technology.

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The separatist group was however unaware that OGAT government is following their every move. Soon after the yesterday’s attack of the Buger clones, a special task force was send to eliminate them. It took the task force only about 10 minutes to remove all Buger clones. Later that day OGAT police force arrested all members involved in the conspiracy, among them the notorious Dr. Remixi and the entire editorial team of the Guardian News. Among them was also, now former, Guardian News editor-in-chief, D.J. GAN. All members of the conspiracy are currently awaiting trial.

Supporters of the cloning technology who didn’t agree with the assessment of the government soon started a plot to overturn the law banning the cloning process. The decision was made to produce a clone army and show the officials how effective clones can be in battle situation. Reports show that in a week they managed to produce up to ten clones with the intention of releasing them on the unsuspecting OGAT population. The group named all their clones "Bugger"  and began and attack yesterday at approximately 17:00 (GMT+1).

 

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