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OGVENT Industries Shutdown

by A Very Rare Succ, December 15 2017

 Captured with security cams in the vent

Yesterday, Of Guard's Vents were sued yesterday following claims of finding dead bodies inside vents produced by OGVent . The CEO of OGVent Industries released a statement on the issue. "OGVent Industries has no idea how the dead bodies have gotten in our totally safe and secure vent's, which you should buy right now, but some of the workers here claim that they have seen individuals coming in to the factory's and dumping bags in to the large machines that screw the vents together. Luckily all of the bodies were identified as thieves trying to get an easy Guard kill during armed robberies. I have nothing else to say but that you should buy our vents for the low-low price of 99.9..." The Audio was corrupted after that sentence.  After further investigation by the police it was found that the OGVent Industries was cut deals with the local Mafia helping to dispose of the bodies. That also explains why they could pump out ad's every 3 seconds. The OGAT-Government shut down the firm following the arrest of OGVent CEO. In other news a new vent producing Corporation is on the rise called IVent, a new firm claiming to be bulletproof and even thicker thicker than OGVent's vents. Their stock prices are rising up exponentially, reaching 100,000,000 GAT Coins in minutes after OGVent shutdown.

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